Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Only acceptable way to wake me up from now on
he’s a happy puppy
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Starring Martin Freeman as "the poor guy pulled into this crazy adventure by someone way weirder than him and darnit all he wants is some tea"
Sherlock: See above.
The Hobbit: See above.