My zodiac just said this
just-a-loaf: Zodiac: You are a very vivacious partner and you like to go on sexual adventures and are a sex freak. me: wut me: … me: *takes a bite of bacon sandwich* me: okay seriously guys? me: … me: *turns into potato and rolls into the sunset*
girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
pokekorrakitty: Americans lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
You know how you play out scenarios in your head and they’re amazing and perfect and just how you want it to be, then you go and do it in real life and it’s nothing like how you imagined and everything’s much duller and you have to live with it that way. I hate that.
askinnyblackman: godh8sfags2: radiobread2: if a british person told you they lost 5 pounds, do you congratulate them or give them your condolences? i love you A+ joke Nicole http://instantrimshot.com/
awkwardtrainwreck: BRING IT ON, OLD MAN No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
So Road To El Dorado
karlimeaghan: margflower: egwmusic: I wonder how many are aware that the guy who voiced Miguel also played Gilderoy Lockheart in Harry Potter oh and he also directed these movies that you might have seen Plus he was married to this woman: And he dated this woman:
i-have-the-suds: removeyourpants: YES
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via gordftw)
iatesomesulphurforlunch: kjakerz: ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION. now i regret watching the full coverage of the wedding. C R Y I N G
thefrogman: I decided to hone my video editing skills by making Uncle Iroh do his prison workout to the theme of Rocky.