Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
And I still take out the pineapple flavored gummy bears because I know they’re your favorite.
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
uoa: truth is i‘m a lazy texter unless you’re hot or i like you
deerstagram: nakedwithhoran: next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
Remember when we all wanted Tarrlok to die
satosexual: NOT LIKE THIS